The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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