Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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