you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Less talking, more tequila
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I wear drunk well.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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