i barfeds in our rink
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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