So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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