have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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