At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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