I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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