I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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