Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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