after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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