I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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