dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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