dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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