Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
