gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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