Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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