so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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