On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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