That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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