She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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