I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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