So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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