you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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