I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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