these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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