woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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