I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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