she woke up with a sticky ear
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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