All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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