I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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