haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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