Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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