I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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