with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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