maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
apparently the secret to your success is patron
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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