smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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