so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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