this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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