Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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