I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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