I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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