Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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