A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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