problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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