called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
