He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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