Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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