you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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