I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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