So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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