FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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