He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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