none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
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I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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