So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
