is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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