I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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